Sparks in Sparks
January 14th, 2009Sparks is a premium malt beverage brought to you by the Steel Brewing Company out of good old Molwaukee Wisconsin. It is made by combining 10 parts Steele Reserve, 4 parts redbull and 2 parts cherry slurpy. That recipie might actually work! If you’re too busy waxing your mangina to whip up that concoction before a hot-tub saussage fest, Sparks is for YOU!
Drinkability: 9
Delicious: yes
Sharpiedick Potential: 9
Buzz on the net:
This stuff will wake you up and mess you up all at the same time. -Robert Gambell
In case you haven’t had Sparks, it is one that must be tried. It is technically a malt “beverage”, but doesn’t taste anything like most malts. I guess it is a malt like Smirnoff Ice, but it is certainly not a “girlie” drink like these. For one thing, it is an alcoholic energy drink. Who can beat that combo! Read more to find out about the Sparks goodness. -Zach
A diet, or “Sparks Light” version, with a bright blue top, is also produced. A higher alcohol version (7.0%) called “Sparks Plus” is available in both 16oz and 10oz cans and has a black top. -energysip.com
If you haven’t tried Sparks, I HIGHLY recommend you avoid overtly gay hot tub situations…
