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Sparks is a premium malt beverage brought to you by the Steel Brewing Company out of good old Molwaukee Wisconsin. It is made by combining 10 parts Steele Reserve, 4 parts redbull and 2 parts cherry slurpy. That recipie might actually work! If you’re too busy waxing your mangina to whip up that concoction before a hot-tub saussage fest, Sparks is for YOU!

Drinkability: 9

Delicious: yes

Sharpiedick Potential: 9

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This stuff will wake you up and mess you up all at the same time.  -Robert Gambell

In case you haven’t had Sparks, it is one that must be tried. It is technically a malt “beverage”, but doesn’t taste anything like most malts. I guess it is a malt like Smirnoff Ice, but it is certainly not a “girlie” drink like these. For one thing, it is an alcoholic energy drink. Who can beat that combo! Read more to find out about the Sparks goodness.  -Zach

A diet, or “Sparks Light” version, with a bright blue top, is also produced. A higher alcohol version (7.0%) called “Sparks Plus” is available in both 16oz and 10oz cans and has a black top. -energysip.com

If you haven’t tried Sparks, I HIGHLY recommend you avoid overtly gay hot tub situations…

Tags: hot tub, sparks

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