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Red Stripe in San Diego

Wolfy — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:31:13 +0000

We hear from the prodigal douchebag, Sturbo Jones, in this two part episode of Tallcan TV and learn several things we didn’t know before.

First, Red Stripe comes in a TALL CAN??!?!?!? Who knew? Good find Sturbo! Second, Sturbo has a new douchey scroatee. Nice. Third, Sturbo needs some freaking art on the wall! WTF dude, There’s a nice little cubby in the background that could use some plasticine ducks, and when the camera pans to the TV WHERE’S THE FUCKING BEERAMID?!?!?

You’re single dude. Step it up.

-Wolfy

Buckbean Can Fest

Wolfy — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:14:46 +0000

The next episode of Tallcan TV will be filmed on location at Can Fest in Reno.

Be there. It’ll be kinda like this but with 100% less Sterz.

-M

Tallcan Homebrew or some such nonsense

mrjerz — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 03:48:42 +0000

We here at Tallcan.tv are pretty serious. As connoisseurs of what we consider fine brew, the staff/talent/celebrities/jackasses at Tallcan.tv decided we really wanted to have some beer that nobody else could possibly have. We’re kind of assholes that way. So the entire crew designated me as the official brewer of the bunch. I think this was because I have done it a lot in the past and nobody else can be trusted, even the guy who used to work as a chemist. Seriously. But that’s my opinion.

So, sometime around a month ago, I set out to make some beer. It had been a while since I went after it. I think one of the last times was when I had a horrific accident. I was naturally traumatized and had taken a little hiatus from the brewing life, but as duty calls, I knew I had to man up and get with it again. So I did.

After the boring part of the homebrew process (waiting for the beer to ferment), it came time to put the stuff in a vessel that would serve it to the thirsty masses. In this case, the vessel was a keg that’s been sitting in my garage and the masses are the morons who are a part of Tallcan.tv. Oh, and the time was yesterday.

So, yeah, there’s a batch of homebrew (5 gallons) in a keg sitting in my garage with a shot of CO2 making tiny bubbles form in it that will probably be gone in way too short of a time period. You may see it on a Tallcan.tv episode, but you may not. I know these guys. You don’t. Hope you see some, then call me. I’ve been known to send a bottle or two someone’s way if they compensate me properly.

-mrjerz

Tall Can Marathon

Wolfy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:16:04 +0000

Check out this report about a fabulous drunken Tallcan Baccanal! The only thing missing is a VIDEO!

Well GOD DAMN!!! Someone with our taste fot beer analytics and tall cans!

Check out this post from the Beer and Rap on a Tall Can Marathon, complete with ratings and score cards to guage the beer and it’s effects on the judges, something which Sters touched on at the beginning of the Colt 45 Episode.

My favorite lines:

Taste: “Like a girl peeing on my face” – Oroville number 7, Sapporo

Overall: “I Have A Feeling that once I finish this I am gonna be shithoused. Mommy???” – Lydia number 4, Olde English 800

Smell: “16 Hoes all nicknamed bitch” – Lydia number 4, Olde English 800

http://beerandrap.com/2006/09/tall-can-marathon.htm

-M