Tallcan TV

Tallcan Baccanal! The only thing missing is a VIDEO!

Well GOD DAMN!!! Someone with our taste fot beer analytics and tall cans!

Check out this post from the Beer and Rap on a Tall Can Marathon, complete with ratings and score cards to guage the beer and it’s effects on the judges, something which Sters touched on at the beginning of the Colt 45 Episode. 

My favorite lines:

Taste: “Like a girl peeing on my face” – Oroville number 7, Sapporo

Overall: “I Have A Feeling that once I finish this I am gonna be shithoused. Mommy???” – Lydia number 4, Olde English 800

Smell: “16 Hoes all nicknamed bitch” – Lydia number 4, Olde English 800

http://beerandrap.com/2006/09/tall-can-marathon.htm

-M

TallcanTV Episode #6: Colt 45

Things got a bit out of hand in this episode and basically every other time Sturbo opened his mouth I had to cut it. So that’s the deal with the discontinuity.

Colt 45 however is a very continuous beer. And one with a rich history of working every time. I’m not sure what a beer, or eve a malt liquor, is supposed do to me considered “working” but I imagine it has something to do with the lovely lady who is always seen near Billy Dee Williams in the old commercials.

Either way, if you define “works” as taste good and makes you want another, I’m afraid that Colt 45 isn’t really high on the list. We’d like to get a hold of some of that nice Canadian Colt 45, but that’ll depend on someone from the great white north sending us some. Until then…

Thanks to our special guest host, Justin for hanging. Sorry Sturbo was so annoying…

Drinkability: 45
Flavor: 45
Delicious: Not
SDP: 99